eloquent-soliloquy: Ok, you're probably sleeping right now, but hear me out... so girls spend $82969696969698008583574.3 every day, on tampons, which is money they could be using to, I don't know, buy orphan babies or tomatoes, or uranium, or something. So I have an amazing new product! The Vacuupon! It's a water-proof tampon attached to a vacuum! You only ever need one, because it never 'fills up'! It just vacuum-sucks the lady-stuff out! It's gunna change the world, one vagina at a time.